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Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
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Chuck E Cheese's are just casinos for little kids...
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Xyuppi
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time. I was shocked
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If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
I don't know what I'd do without Facebook. But I'm sure it would be something more productive.
Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.
Solar power is just nuclear power from a safe distance.
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