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#17219
Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
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#17220
ZYuppi
Chuck E Cheese's are just casinos for little kids...
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#17221
Xyuppi
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time. I was shocked
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#17222
ZYuppi
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
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#17223
I don't know what I'd do without Facebook. But I'm sure it would be something more productive.
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#17224
Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.
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#17225
Solar power is just nuclear power from a safe distance.
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