Xyuppi
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said "That's how I want you to do it"
Xyuppi
I'm paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
Florida
Shoutout to my friends who are hard of hearing
Florida
A sperm bank is the only bank that you lose interest after making a deposit.
I don't understand people who take a hundred selfies and then pick the best one to post. I mean how do they roll in real life if they look like the other 99?
ZYuppi
I think there’s finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
Just a word of advice to all you single guys out there. If you want to meet someone nice forget the dating sites or facebook and check the freezer section and down the cat food aisle.