Xyuppi
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
I thought 23 & me was a documentary about Michael Jordan spending time with an old lady.
Every corpse on Everest was once an extremely motivated person.
You always think you're unique and special until you have to pick a username.
Florida
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
When a vampire is sleeping you could draw anything on its face and it would never know.
Florida
The Beach: Where salt actually lowers your blood pressure.