I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googling "What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?"
For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won't shut up.
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
Xyuppi
I’m going to write a modern Christmas song called “baby is cold outside” it’s the story of a woman arguing with her husband about the thermostat
My doctor prescribed me a nasal steroid. Now everything has a strong smell.
Xyuppi
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.