Xyuppi
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
Florida
If you really believe the media is fake news, eat a nice bouquet of Romaine lettuce.
Xyuppi
If we are ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason, then we are in a very very bad situation.
Xyuppi
I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
Xyuppi
The White House turkey refuses Presidential pardon, now cooperating with a special counsel Robert Mueller.
Xyuppi
I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.
I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.