A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
Cyberbilly
And in other news, a terrorist attack has blown away two houses - one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf.
If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine
Florida
In Florida we get "I'm still voting" stickers.
Xyuppi
I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
impatient student: let’s wrap this up sex ed teacher: that’s the general idea, yeah.