Xyuppi
I had so much fun last weekend. I got two drinks named after me.
Jon
I tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling a deaf girl I screwed her husband.
ZYuppi
I got the death stare today when my mechanic asked if I wanted my tires rotated and I was like, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure they do that all by themselves while I'm driving"
Thanks to synonyms "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty," are the same sentence.
I before E except after C has been disproven by science
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more, the fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.