Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
The organ section of the black market does not have instruments.
Jon
Hey, anybody have a charger? My milk is at 2%.
Xyuppi
I'm not stealing WI-FI. If it lands on my property, it's mine.
Xyuppi
I bought a high definition TV because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on CSI
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd probably come in fourth so I wouldn't need to walk up to the podium.
Xyuppi
If you get excited that jumping on the bed won't spill the wineglass on the other side, you're probably an alcoholic.