At my age, you have home Ibuprofen and work Ibuprofen.
My mom's texts are so much more fun after my sister told her that WTF means "Wow, That's Fantastic."
Xyuppi
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
Always remember to the change the oil in your time machine once every 6 months or 3,000 years.
I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
ZYuppi
I miss the good old days when I used to think T-mobile was a rapper.
Xyuppi
I'm holding cheerleader try outs for my "Fantasy football team". Full outfits are encourage but not necessary.