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Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.
Without the moon, there would be no tides, and no name for what my brothers did to me.
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Kristian Alekov
Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
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Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
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