Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.
Florida
Today sure as hell didn't turn out much like the brochure described.
If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.
A hospital is the only commercial establishment where the worse service they provide you, the more you'll come back.
So a year ago today I asked a really beautiful friend out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
You know you're getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.