Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for -- in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence.
I swear ugly people find love faster
Life is not like a box of chocolates... It's more like a jar of jalapenos: What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!
I think we can blame our generation's obsession with plastic surgery on most of us playing with Mr. Potatohead as children.