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I apologize for the coin shortage. I started a swear jar......
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What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
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‪Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and die within minutes. ‬
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‪I’m glad this pandemic didn’t affect me financially. I was already broke.
Let’s change the Redskins name to DC Marvels!
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Always give 100% unless you are giving blood.
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