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If you want to impress me with your car, it had better be a food truck.
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Xyuppi
If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.
Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.
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Xyuppi
‪If I use my stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does this mean we got money for nothing and chicks for free? ‬
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Florida
If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
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