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#17418
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ZYuppi
Remember, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it is just your body taking a screenshot.
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas tree by the lines of duct tape around the box it's stored in.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
#17427
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Florida
People are so judgemental. I can tell by just looking at them.
#17429
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Xyuppi
I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
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