Hahaha I like!! RT @ibonvon: "STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS"
If @ first u d0n't succeed, redefine success....
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
Wooaahhh my belly just spoke parseltongue o_O I think I should eat now
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