How the world gon end tomorrow and they got the 7 day forecast for next week lls
I Use To Give A Fuck Now I Give A Fuckless
You texted me, one time . . . this is about the time you text me again .
I can't believe I'm replacing sex with buying things. Not good
I don't mean to make you fall in love with me, but I just shaved my armpits. #heylaydeez
My Words With Friends game w/my mom always pops up when I'm 'mobile-masturbating.' It's like she knows??
Understand that while you're partying, people like me are trying to get ahead in life taking YOUR spot.