Craft time with the kids. One just ate enough glitter to crap a Lady Gaga costume.
Lord Voldemort's nose was longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
Every kid today wants to be Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man. Personally, I blame the parents. If parents were better at parenting, maybe their kids wouldn't want to be orphans.
If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as 'adult language'?
Cyberbilly
Why do anti-depressants carry the warning "May increase thoughts of suicide."?
Kyle Kestler
Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, but it's still on the list.
musa ayvazov
Its embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasnt sure how to spell, and yes I Googled embarrassing.