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I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.
#17807
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Kristian Alekov
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
My baby is for sale, mama needs a bigger vehicle ;-,,) check out my pics on my profile.
if i had a sex change and got with a guy, would that make me gay?
My husband is serenading my bestie with a child sized princess guitar. Wow!
I gotta quit bloody sharting when I laugh
i was taking a shower when my mom told me i had my clothes on.
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