Robert Zunick
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
Sorry, trees, but I grab 15 extra napkins I don’t actually need every single time I eat out anywhere.
I'm pretending. That way, when it comes time to tend, I'll be ready.
You can’t make everyone happy. Unless you’re a jar of Nutella. Then you probably can.
Gonorrhoea sounds like a medicine to treat Diarrhoea
Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your legs.
Novell
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.