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Betsy Lewis
I'm so sick of calling a telephone number only to be directed to a website. I am well aware of the internet.
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Cyberbilly
People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.
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Amigo
Single white sock seeks same.
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Cyberbilly
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral.
Do people who run voluntarily know that we're not food anymore?
Life is a marathon. That's why I'm carb loading.
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