What's the point of going into space if you're just going to turn around and come back? Did the kids act up?
I want to date a bellboy cos I need a guy who's used to lugging around heavy baggage.
Did you know that people insecure in their writing abilities use an inordinate amount of exclamation points? It’s true!!!!!
Obama says we can't afford the same political games right now. Invites GOP to play Battleship or Monopoly instead.
When it comes time for me to be reincarnated, I hope they forget all those times I wished I were a fly on the wall.
Got the title for my Keanu Reeves biography: "Whoa! Is Me"
I went to my hypnotist for my insomnia. I was just looking to pay for the "You're getting very sleepy..." part.