The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.
No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,
Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Xyuppi
Sometimes you have throw away perfectly good printer paper to hide all the candy wrappers in your trash can.
Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
The clock in my car is right again... a victory for procrastination.
Xyuppi
I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.