Many superheroes wear a cape, but Dr. Strange's cape wears a superhero.
ZYuppi
In addition to "most recent" or "top stories" I wish Facebook had a sort option for the "drama of the day"
How to cook the perfect amount of spaghetti: Step 1. Remove from box how much you think you need. Step 2. Eliminate half the amount you thought you needed. Step 3. Invite a friend over for spaghetti if you want to skip step 2
Ever think about how there are hundreds of millions of really nice suits just buried underground?
I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask directions.
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent but deadly. Grandma: Your hearing aid needs new batteries.
Xyuppi
Local man addicted to Brake Fluid says he can stop at any time.