If you’re in a Sublime cover band, you actually DO have to practice Santeria.
Florida
I wonder if Vanna ever fell asleep at the wheel
Xyuppi
The White House turkey refuses Presidential pardon, now cooperating with a special counsel Robert Mueller.
80% of adulthood is just unsubscribing from emails you no longer wish to receive.
I thought 23 & me was a documentary about Michael Jordan spending time with an old lady.
ZYuppi
I think there’s finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich.