I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.
The Indian version of How I Met Your Mother would have just one episode titled "The Wedding".
Why don't they just say "Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this endless sax solo" instead of telling me every 5 minutes how important my call is to them interrupting this riveting sax solo.
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
Maroon is just navy red.
Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
*breaks a sweat* Sweatshop Owner: You’re gonna have to pay for that