My "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.
I feel like it's a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG.
[At a spelling bee] Teacher: your word is "forwards" Me: No fair! Everyone else only had to spell one.
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Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
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I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege K: Ok, round them up S: 400 my liege.
This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.