I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
Xyuppi
Two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights do make an airplane.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
Xyuppi
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macaulay Culkin because I always go home alone.
I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexic.