I just want to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Robert Zunick
Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it is over in no time.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
Xyuppi
To err is human...To arr! is pirate
Xyuppi
All toasters should be "see through"