Pardon me, waiter- what is "pasto" and why is your Italian appetizer menu so staunchly against it?
Can Santa Claus see what I'm looking at even when I have it switched to Private Browsing?
Tough times shall always pass...some pass like a kidney stone.
Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
My computer's desktop could be on Hoarders.
Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me.
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going steal your neighbor's newspaper that's be the time to do it.