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I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.
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Cyberbilly
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with "you're making a scene."
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
I leave the seat up in the ladies room so the next girl gets scared.
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