There's no better way to announce to the world you seek its approval than to scream you don't need it. A fish never claims it is a swimmer.
Credit cards are a nice little gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself in to a hole.
I'm not sure what that Radiohead song 'Karma Police' is about, but OJ Simpson's defense team sure dies a lot.
Nothing boosts my self esteem more than being around people who think they're better than me.
In Capitalism, Man exploits Man. In Communism, it's the other way around.
I'd feel better about the local taxes taken out of my check if it didn't feel like I was off-roading in Moab every time I drive to work.
I often enjoy a friendly game of Guess what I ate last night for dinner with my fellow elevator riders. Everyone's a winner!