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#17017
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Xyuppi
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
Tab is just a capital space.
#17098
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Xyuppi
My favorite part about Halloween is seeing all the confused Jehovah's Witnesses wandering around, wondering why they've been given lolly pops.
#17103
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Xyuppi
Daylight savings is great because we gain an hour of trying to figure out what time it is.
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
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Xyuppi
I wouldn't want to be a twin out of fear of not being the "hot one".
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