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#16731
If someone says "I'm a sub-par golfer" does that mean they're good at golf, or bad?
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#16804
Xyuppi
30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he's adopted.
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#16879
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
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#16907
The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex" which is really insightful if you think about it.
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#16956
I'm just so fortunate to be going broke during a time when the saying "Money can't buy you happiness" is in style!
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#16959
You can't lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
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#16975
Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
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