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If someone says "I'm a sub-par golfer" does that mean they're good at golf, or bad?
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Xyuppi
30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he's adopted.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex" which is really insightful if you think about it.
I'm just so fortunate to be going broke during a time when the saying "Money can't buy you happiness" is in style!
You can't lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
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Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
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