You can stop trying to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk to it from here.
Menstruation is like organizing a party without inviting any guests, then angrily throwing out all the decorations when no one shows up.
Xyuppi
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
Xyuppi
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Xyuppi
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.
Florida
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
Wow, I can't believe it's been a whole year since my herb garden was stolen. Where did the thyme go?