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If someone shouts "GET DOWN" or "PUT YOUR HANDS UP", you're about to have a great time, or a really bad one.
It really bothers me when people use song lyrics as their status... It makes me wanna SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!! let it all out... These are the things I can do without, so come on... I'm talking to you, so come on!!!
I wonder if skunks can smell their own farts.
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I'm currently watching the Spanish version of The Highlander. There can only be Juan!
Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
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