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#13569
If someone shouts "GET DOWN" or "PUT YOUR HANDS UP", you're about to have a great time, or a really bad one.
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#13660
It really bothers me when people use song lyrics as their status... It makes me wanna SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!! let it all out... These are the things I can do without, so come on... I'm talking to you, so come on!!!
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#14694
I wonder if skunks can smell their own farts.
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#15704
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
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#15709
Xyuppi
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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#15737
I'm currently watching the Spanish version of The Highlander. There can only be Juan!
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#15834
Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
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