So I got up and made this chick breakfast this morning and instead of thanking me she ask me "how did you get in my house"
168 McDonald's monopoly pieces later, and all I won was heart disease.
If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It's about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
The Kardashian jokes have already lasted longer than their marriage did.
We have so much in common. You want to travel, and I want you to go.
Facebook is a lot like jail. You sit around and write on walls and get poked by random people.