Xyuppi
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
Billboard is wrong. The hottest single of 2015 is me.
Xyuppi
My New Year's Resolution is to stop procrastinating making decisions.
Xyuppi
Ramen noodles will always taste like an empty bank account.
Cyberbilly
Note to self: Next time, don't use "continue" as the Safe Word.
Xyuppi
Happy St. Patrick's day. Never iron a 4-leaf clover. You do not want to press your luck!
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.