Novell
The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club.
Robert Zunick
I’ll rise, but I won’t shine.
Robert Zunick
There is no “u” in awesome… But there is a “me”!
Cyberbilly
My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn't going to plan.
I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.
Xyuppi
Why hasn't anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you're gonna be late?
Xyuppi
I believe in magic because it's the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.