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#4284
Robert Zunick
Having roses on your piano is good, but having tulips on your organ is grand!
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#4355
Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
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#6370
Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
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#6469
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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#7498
Chair: Your hindquarters headquarters.
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#8584
rob willmott
I don’t give my money to homeless people because I believe I’m going to buy booze with it
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#8602
Amigo
If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
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