My life should be more James Bond and less Gold Bond.
goldin
Who was the guy that was like "oooh I'm gonna pull on this cows things and drink it" And then why'd we listen to him?
I'd bet that the first caveman that decided to become a vegetarian died from malnourishment & was eaten by other cavemen.
I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
It's so unfair that I have to work while this homeless guy gets to talk on his pretend bluetooth all day.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes jobs. He still ends up with the same boss.
If there's one thing everybody can agree on, it's that people can't agree on anything.