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#17300
ZYuppi
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.
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#17306
ZYuppi
Divorce (di·vorc·e; noun) The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
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#17328
Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens.
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#17365
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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#17378
Xyuppi
Hurricane Dorian is that friend that says they’re 5 minutes away when they are still laying in bed and haven’t even showered or gotten dress yet.
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#17409
If you have 12 followers on Instagram, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers in real life, you’re the messiah.
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#17424
Is NBC still doing where in the world is Matt Bauer? Haven't seen him in awhile. Well played NBC, well played
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