I bet Batman’s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he’s willing to admit.
Xyuppi
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you're finished.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don't do it.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
Florida
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
I wonder if there are people in France who think he's called TheBron James here.