If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
I bet the Hulk's wife got pretty good at pissing him off once she realized that EVERYTHING got twice as big when he turned green.
Cup holders are just cups for cups.
Cyberbilly
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
People would better know what to expect if Tinder made you show your Driver's License photo!
Xyuppi
Life Insurance = A contract that keeps me poor so, that I can die rich
Xyuppi
I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.