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#3601
Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.
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#3717
If the restaurant serves chips and salsa, I am going to leave so full that I hate myself.
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#3731
I can't sleep. I've been up for hours. I even tried reading LinkedIn.
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#3868
I was going to buy a KitchenAid but saw that it had mixed reviews.
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#3885
I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
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#3960
I have two modes. Sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
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#4004
Do women who say they wear lingerie for themselves know about wearing sweatpants for yourself?
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