How did people write research papers before Wikipedia?
I'm sorry ma'am, but we can't file a missing persons report until Waldo's been gone for 48 hours.
Cyberbilly
I don't know what I'd do without coffee, but it would probably be 25 to Life in the state penitentiary.
Cyberbilly
The squeaky wheel gets the grease but it's also the first one to be replaced.
Cyberbilly
I said "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't." but the judge didn't buy it.
nezy2049
I bet Liu Kang's mother probably hated him in utero.
Cris
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.