As most students head back to school, this seems like the right time to point out that the anagram of dormitory is dirty room.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Give the Wicked Witch a break, she couldn't take showers her entire life, you would be mean and scary looking too.
You will know you're truly famous when you die and half of the population continues to believe you are somehow, somewhere, alive.
Asking a pessimist his opinion is like asking a fire hydrant how it feels about dogs.