ZYuppi
Chuck E Cheese's are just casinos for little kids...
ZYuppi
Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say we're going to get 8-10" inches of snow, we usually only get 3"or 4" inches...
Xyuppi
Obesity has gotten so bad in this county that 3 out of 5 people has become 2 people
Xyuppi
It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Slapping one side of someone’s hand is a punishment. Slapping the other side is a reward.
Xyuppi
HAPPY 3rd of JULY EVERYONE!!! I mean I guess this is a thing based on the continuous amount of fireworks people are blowing up right now!
I'm here to self deprecate and chew bubble gum, and I forgot to bring bubble gum because I'm the worst.