Xyuppi
I'm paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.
Xyuppi
Time heals all wounds...unless it's infected or gangrene or something then time makes it worse.
Florida
I feel so stupid for cashing in my retirement account early. But then, I always feel stupid using the Coinstar machine...
Xyuppi
When will my neighbor's dog ever get the hint that my leg just wants to be friends?
Xyuppi
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
I plan on teaching my kid about taxes at a very early age by eating 36% of his ice cream