Cyberbilly
On Dancing With the Tsars last night, Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible.
Using my phone after the low battery warning comes on is as close as I'll get to dismantling a bomb.
Xyuppi
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Xyuppi
I wish I can start a new diet, but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish.
Where have you been all my life? Please go back there.
Jon
I finally learned how to sweep a woman off her feet. It only took me 5 years and $7,800 in Martial Arts lessons.