I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
Novell
Don’t jump to confusions.
Novell
My wife, like many women, looks for security in a man. In fact the first thing she said when I first approached her was, "Security!"
Novell
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
If I were a witch, most of my magic would revolve around making food appear with my wand and disappear with my mouth.