Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.
Novell
Buying an airline ticket is like paying shipping and handling for yourself
Novell
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
Timbob D.
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs. I'm sure gonna miss her.
Novell
They say your memory is the first thing to... something...
Cyberbilly
Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
I just had a new winch installed on my boat. Ship just got reel.